1 00:00:00,142 --> 00:00:02,609 Meet three besties killing it in New York City. 2 00:00:02,809 --> 00:00:04,673 Lady, move your ass. Excuse me. My friend 3 00:00:04,873 --> 00:00:06,980 is having a moment. Kat, "Scarlett" magazine's 4 00:00:07,015 --> 00:00:08,715 social media director told a lesbian artist 5 00:00:08,750 --> 00:00:11,318 that she isn't into... This. 6 00:00:11,353 --> 00:00:13,453 But clearly she is. 7 00:00:13,489 --> 00:00:14,921 Jane just landed her dream job. 8 00:00:14,956 --> 00:00:16,790 All she has to do now 9 00:00:16,825 --> 00:00:18,358 is write about her most embarrassing moments. 10 00:00:18,394 --> 00:00:20,394 Give me what you got. Easy. 11 00:00:20,429 --> 00:00:23,196 Sutton is the hardest-working assistant in Manhattan, 12 00:00:23,231 --> 00:00:25,331 but she wants to do so much more, 13 00:00:25,366 --> 00:00:27,600 and she already is... a board member named Richard Hunter. 14 00:00:27,635 --> 00:00:29,702 These women are the Bold Type. 15 00:00:42,741 --> 00:00:44,095 It can't be done. Agreed. 16 00:00:44,130 --> 00:00:45,930 But maybe. No way. 17 00:00:45,966 --> 00:00:48,265 No, it's... it's a no, right? No, it's a maybe. 18 00:00:48,301 --> 00:00:50,434 What did Sage say, exactly? 19 00:00:50,470 --> 00:00:52,637 Just that she wants me to verify that 20 00:00:52,672 --> 00:00:55,339 it's physically possible before sending it up to Jacqueline. 21 00:00:55,375 --> 00:00:57,308 Oh, I think you're getting hazed, babe. 22 00:00:57,343 --> 00:00:59,009 I'm not getting hazed! 23 00:01:00,795 --> 00:01:01,578 Ugh, I'm getting hazed. 24 00:01:01,614 --> 00:01:03,680 No, no, no, I think we can do this. 25 00:01:03,716 --> 00:01:05,315 Get up on this thing. Yeah. 26 00:01:05,908 --> 00:01:08,852 Excuse me? Come on, help me help you. 27 00:01:09,371 --> 00:01:11,655 I'm gonna need you to kind of, like... 28 00:01:11,690 --> 00:01:13,991 Yeah, but with your legs you got to... 29 00:01:14,026 --> 00:01:15,958 Oh! That's great. 30 00:01:15,994 --> 00:01:17,292 Wow. Wow, those barre classes 31 00:01:17,328 --> 00:01:18,528 are really working out for you. 32 00:01:18,563 --> 00:01:19,829 You're so strong. Yeah. 33 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:21,964 Okay, it's a two-person job. 34 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,033 Yeah, wait, can I be the dude? Yes. 35 00:01:24,068 --> 00:01:25,601 Yeah! Sure. 36 00:01:25,637 --> 00:01:27,202 So then you should probably go... 37 00:01:27,238 --> 00:01:28,671 If I go... Nope. 38 00:01:28,706 --> 00:01:30,339 Turn the other way. Nope. 39 00:01:30,374 --> 00:01:31,840 Yeah, flip it. All right, cool, cool, cool. 40 00:01:31,875 --> 00:01:35,276 And then just... 41 00:01:35,311 --> 00:01:36,978 Is this good for you? 42 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:39,948 Great for me so far. Okay, and then push up. 43 00:01:39,983 --> 00:01:43,518 Does this look sexy? 'Cause it doesn't feel sexy? 44 00:01:43,554 --> 00:01:45,319 This is pretty... Good morning, ladies. 45 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:46,821 Oh, my g... hi. 46 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:47,856 Hello. Good morning. 47 00:01:47,891 --> 00:01:50,190 Hi. Um, we were just... 48 00:01:50,225 --> 00:01:52,993 Verifying a new sex position. And? 49 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:57,598 I... I don't think it's physically possible. 50 00:02:03,706 --> 00:02:06,839 Oh, no, this is absolutely possible. 51 00:02:06,875 --> 00:02:08,966 Staff meeting in 15. Consider this approved. 52 00:02:18,019 --> 00:02:19,351 Anyone else read the latest advice 53 00:02:19,387 --> 00:02:21,387 from our hot friend downstairs? 54 00:02:23,356 --> 00:02:25,090 I'm sorry, is he kidding with this advice? 55 00:02:25,125 --> 00:02:28,259 I mean, who wants to F-asterisk-percentage sign-K 56 00:02:28,295 --> 00:02:30,028 like a porn star? 57 00:02:30,064 --> 00:02:31,863 Uh, if it was with him? Might make an effort. 58 00:02:31,899 --> 00:02:35,801 Yeah, but this is just typical male fantasy crap. 59 00:02:35,836 --> 00:02:39,270 I mean, that's not what real men want, is it? 60 00:02:39,306 --> 00:02:41,906 Being the only man in the room, this is directed at you. 61 00:02:41,941 --> 00:02:44,108 Am I allowed to respectfully abstain? 62 00:02:46,045 --> 00:02:47,745 No. Okay, I'll be honest. 63 00:02:47,780 --> 00:02:50,447 I think there's a reason his column is so popular. 64 00:02:50,483 --> 00:02:52,249 Yes, with men. 65 00:02:52,284 --> 00:02:55,152 Well, it is a men's magazine. Men watch porn. 66 00:02:55,187 --> 00:02:57,220 Yeah, and so do women. A study just came out 67 00:02:57,255 --> 00:02:59,489 that one in three women are regularly watching porn. 68 00:02:59,524 --> 00:03:02,659 That cannot be true. Show of hands. 69 00:03:03,795 --> 00:03:06,395 Hmm. All right, Sage, 70 00:03:06,431 --> 00:03:08,765 you've got your assignment... Porn: love it or hate it? 71 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:10,900 It's clearly something we need to be talking about. 72 00:03:10,936 --> 00:03:12,168 Let's make a feature piece out of it, 73 00:03:12,203 --> 00:03:13,736 which means we need somebody 74 00:03:13,771 --> 00:03:16,371 to cover your sex column this month. 75 00:03:16,406 --> 00:03:18,807 Jane. 76 00:03:18,843 --> 00:03:21,476 Oh, uh, actually, I had this political piece 77 00:03:21,512 --> 00:03:23,378 that I wanted to pitch to you. 78 00:03:23,413 --> 00:03:25,247 I'm really excited about it... Well, that can wait. 79 00:03:25,282 --> 00:03:27,282 We need a sex column. Yeah, but I'm not exactly... 80 00:03:27,317 --> 00:03:29,618 I know you're not exactly. That's why I want you doing it. 81 00:03:29,654 --> 00:03:32,754 Oh, we haven't done a best orgasm piece in a while. 82 00:03:32,789 --> 00:03:34,656 Those are always strong. That's great. 83 00:03:34,691 --> 00:03:35,957 All right. I look forward to it. 84 00:03:35,992 --> 00:03:37,825 What else we got? Alex? 85 00:03:37,861 --> 00:03:41,095 Spooning or forking. Which one makes you hungrier? 86 00:03:41,131 --> 00:03:42,964 All right, so the response 87 00:03:42,999 --> 00:03:45,533 to our sexual health campaign has been good and bad. 88 00:03:45,568 --> 00:03:47,501 The links are being heavily read but not shared. 89 00:03:47,537 --> 00:03:49,970 People don't love retweeting about herpes. 90 00:03:50,005 --> 00:03:50,632 I'm already on it. 91 00:03:50,832 --> 00:03:54,274 I, uh, added a few feel-goods to help boost our likes, okay? 92 00:03:54,309 --> 00:03:57,644 What about that Adena piece, the Muslim photographer? 93 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:00,346 That got us some good traffic. 94 00:04:00,382 --> 00:04:03,850 Yeah, um, yeah, but it's been a few weeks. 95 00:04:03,886 --> 00:04:05,417 Attention on it's kind of died down. 96 00:04:05,452 --> 00:04:07,352 So why aren't you doing a follow-up? 97 00:04:07,388 --> 00:04:10,455 I... I've actually tried to get into contact with her, 98 00:04:10,491 --> 00:04:12,291 but she's been a little tough to reach, 99 00:04:12,326 --> 00:04:14,526 or a lot tough to reach, actually. 100 00:04:14,562 --> 00:04:16,461 She deleted all of her social media accounts. 101 00:04:16,497 --> 00:04:18,764 Well, I know this is a fairly controversial idea 102 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,199 for your generation, but... 103 00:04:20,234 --> 00:04:22,033 have you considered telephoning her? 104 00:04:22,069 --> 00:04:24,002 I thought you were grabbing me ten minutes ago. 105 00:04:24,037 --> 00:04:25,503 The board pushed the meeting ten minutes. 106 00:04:25,538 --> 00:04:27,205 You're right on time. 107 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,240 She's not in a very good mood, is she? 108 00:04:29,275 --> 00:04:30,909 Mm, she's in as good a mood as she gets. 109 00:04:30,944 --> 00:04:32,643 Do not wuss out. I don't know. 110 00:04:32,679 --> 00:04:34,245 I do. Now go. 111 00:04:35,882 --> 00:04:38,183 Hey, Sutton, you got this. 112 00:04:38,218 --> 00:04:40,718 Hey, Lauren, I was hoping to catch you for a quick minute 113 00:04:40,753 --> 00:04:42,252 before the meeting starts. Uh-huh. 114 00:04:42,287 --> 00:04:44,221 I've been on your desk for three years. 115 00:04:44,256 --> 00:04:45,989 I've worked incredibly hard. 116 00:04:46,025 --> 00:04:47,791 I like to think that I've made your life easier, 117 00:04:47,827 --> 00:04:51,061 and it's been an amazing learning experience, but... 118 00:04:51,097 --> 00:04:53,263 I think I'm ready for the next step. 119 00:04:57,435 --> 00:04:59,602 So what exactly are you asking me here? 120 00:04:59,637 --> 00:05:01,204 I'm trying to be more proactive. 121 00:05:01,239 --> 00:05:03,873 What job do you want? What department? 122 00:05:03,908 --> 00:05:05,942 I was a biz econ major in college, 123 00:05:05,977 --> 00:05:07,877 but I haven't actually had the opportunity 124 00:05:07,912 --> 00:05:10,679 to explore the business side of the magazine. 125 00:05:10,715 --> 00:05:12,817 Hmm. I'm impressed. 126 00:05:12,852 --> 00:05:15,350 Most girls come here with these crazy dreams, 127 00:05:15,385 --> 00:05:17,719 wanting to do something they're totally unqualified for. 128 00:05:17,755 --> 00:05:21,857 I respect that you want to do something practical. 129 00:05:21,892 --> 00:05:23,391 Okay, well, let's get some 130 00:05:23,426 --> 00:05:25,293 informational interviews set up for you. 131 00:05:25,328 --> 00:05:27,395 Really? Wow, thanks. Richard. 132 00:05:27,430 --> 00:05:29,397 Yes? I have a favor to ask you. 133 00:05:29,432 --> 00:05:31,498 Oh, no, he shouldn't because I... 134 00:05:31,533 --> 00:05:33,634 He's so high-level, I wouldn't want to trouble him. 135 00:05:33,669 --> 00:05:35,069 Sutton, we need to get you better 136 00:05:35,104 --> 00:05:36,904 at speaking up for yourself. 137 00:05:36,939 --> 00:05:39,573 Could you spare 15 minutes to talk to my assistant 138 00:05:39,608 --> 00:05:41,541 about the business side of the magazine? 139 00:05:41,577 --> 00:05:43,210 Of course. Fantastic. 140 00:06:15,265 --> 00:06:16,044 We're sorry. 141 00:06:16,079 --> 00:06:18,710 Your call cannot be completed as dialed. 142 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:31,122 She wants me to do a best orgasm piece. 143 00:06:31,157 --> 00:06:32,990 Oh, those are fun. 144 00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:34,692 This is your worst nightmare in the best possible way. 145 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:36,493 Yeah, I can't write this. Sure you can. 146 00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:38,328 Just open a bottle of gin, chase it with nothing, 147 00:06:38,363 --> 00:06:40,096 start typing. Who was your best orgasm ever? 148 00:06:40,132 --> 00:06:43,300 It had to have been Eric, right? 149 00:06:43,335 --> 00:06:44,701 No. Really? 150 00:06:44,736 --> 00:06:45,969 Doesn't surprise me. 151 00:06:46,004 --> 00:06:47,503 Men are always such a letdown. 152 00:06:47,539 --> 00:06:49,306 I can get the job done better myself. 153 00:06:49,341 --> 00:06:50,974 That's because you never stick around long enough. 154 00:06:51,009 --> 00:06:52,608 Takes time to train them. 155 00:06:52,644 --> 00:06:54,177 Speaking of men I've trained, 156 00:06:54,213 --> 00:06:56,145 Lauren cornered Richard into giving me 157 00:06:56,180 --> 00:06:58,314 an informational interview later. 158 00:06:58,349 --> 00:07:00,049 When are you just gonna admit you want to work in fashion? 159 00:07:00,084 --> 00:07:01,783 Everybody wants to work in fashion. 160 00:07:01,819 --> 00:07:04,119 It requires this little magical thing called talent. 161 00:07:04,155 --> 00:07:06,188 You have talent. Do you know that Lauren 162 00:07:06,224 --> 00:07:10,525 told me she respected me for choosing something practical? 163 00:07:10,561 --> 00:07:13,361 Lauren has never told me that she respects me. 164 00:07:13,396 --> 00:07:17,031 Okay, my turn. I had a sex dream about Adena last night. 165 00:07:17,067 --> 00:07:19,968 What? Yeah, I know. It was so weird. 166 00:07:20,003 --> 00:07:21,602 But sometimes sex dreams... Guys? 167 00:07:21,637 --> 00:07:23,471 ...don't really mean sex. No, this one did. 168 00:07:23,506 --> 00:07:25,206 You guys. Wow, we're gonna have to 169 00:07:25,242 --> 00:07:27,008 unpack this. You guys! 170 00:07:29,644 --> 00:07:31,945 I can't write this story because... 171 00:07:31,981 --> 00:07:34,915 I've never had an orgasm before. 172 00:07:40,189 --> 00:07:42,722 I'm gonna need a more detailed description of never. 173 00:07:42,758 --> 00:07:44,391 Like, never. 174 00:07:44,426 --> 00:07:46,058 Like, not even with yourself? Correct. 175 00:07:46,094 --> 00:07:47,760 Like the basic definition of the word never. 176 00:07:47,795 --> 00:07:49,728 Hostile. She's allowed to be hostile. 177 00:07:49,764 --> 00:07:50,963 She's never had an orgasm before. 178 00:07:50,999 --> 00:07:52,631 I'm fine, okay? It just... 179 00:07:52,666 --> 00:07:54,400 I feel like a fraud. 180 00:07:54,435 --> 00:07:56,502 We work for this magazine that's all about 181 00:07:56,537 --> 00:07:58,304 having the most amazing sex ever, 182 00:07:58,339 --> 00:08:00,639 and you guys are having the most amazing sex, 183 00:08:00,674 --> 00:08:03,541 and Jacqueline obviously is. 184 00:08:05,345 --> 00:08:07,078 I can't tell Jacqueline. 185 00:08:07,114 --> 00:08:10,748 I just need to figure out a way to have an orgasm. 186 00:08:10,784 --> 00:08:13,718 Okay, so let's make it happen. Loving the can-do spirit. 187 00:08:13,753 --> 00:08:15,853 I'm a problem-solver. Yeah. 188 00:08:15,889 --> 00:08:17,389 Okay, here's what we're gonna do... we're gonna call your gyno. 189 00:08:17,424 --> 00:08:19,190 She's gonna rule out anything physiological. 190 00:08:19,226 --> 00:08:20,891 You think it could be something physiological? 191 00:08:20,927 --> 00:08:22,759 No, I think you're very highly strung 192 00:08:22,795 --> 00:08:24,761 and probably have trouble getting out of your own head, 193 00:08:24,797 --> 00:08:26,363 but we need to at least check in on your vageen. 194 00:08:31,370 --> 00:08:32,803 Great, it's Jacqueline. 195 00:08:32,838 --> 00:08:35,072 She wants me to come to her office. 196 00:08:35,107 --> 00:08:38,241 God, does she have this place bugged? 197 00:08:43,748 --> 00:08:46,549 Kat? There's somebody at the front desk for you. 198 00:08:46,584 --> 00:08:48,251 Okay, thank you. 199 00:08:54,191 --> 00:08:55,723 Surprise. 200 00:08:56,701 --> 00:08:59,594 Adena, hi. 201 00:08:59,629 --> 00:09:00,628 Good to see you. 202 00:09:04,468 --> 00:09:05,944 Oh, my God. 203 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:17,422 After you got out, I texted you a lot, 204 00:09:17,518 --> 00:09:21,954 so you better have a good excuse for ghosting me. 205 00:09:21,989 --> 00:09:25,457 Well, I don't know if it's a good excuse, 206 00:09:25,492 --> 00:09:28,360 but after I was detained at the airport, 207 00:09:28,395 --> 00:09:32,030 I received, um, an increase in death threats. 208 00:09:32,065 --> 00:09:34,331 Oh, Adena... It's okay, but, um, 209 00:09:34,367 --> 00:09:35,967 we've been hearing for a while 210 00:09:36,002 --> 00:09:37,468 that American immigration officers 211 00:09:37,503 --> 00:09:39,103 are looking through Muslims' phones, 212 00:09:39,168 --> 00:09:40,635 so I ditched mine. 213 00:09:40,670 --> 00:09:42,236 That's probably the best excuse 214 00:09:42,271 --> 00:09:44,305 for not returning a text I have ever heard. 215 00:09:44,340 --> 00:09:49,209 But I... I want you to know that I did receive your picture. 216 00:09:49,244 --> 00:09:51,177 Oh, yeah, it was... That was stupid. 217 00:09:51,213 --> 00:09:52,613 I was trying to be funny. 218 00:09:52,648 --> 00:09:54,247 It wasn't stupid. 219 00:09:54,282 --> 00:09:59,953 Maybe a little funny, but... 220 00:09:59,989 --> 00:10:01,588 you touched me here too. 221 00:10:09,797 --> 00:10:11,631 Anyway, my manager told me 222 00:10:11,666 --> 00:10:14,466 that you needed something from me for the magazine? 223 00:10:14,502 --> 00:10:18,804 Oh, right, yeah, uh, your article was really popular, 224 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:21,373 so we want to do a little follow-up interview. 225 00:10:21,409 --> 00:10:23,041 If you could sit down with one of our writers, 226 00:10:23,076 --> 00:10:25,243 I think Alex probably has some time? 227 00:10:25,278 --> 00:10:29,714 I have to run today, but Thursday I have a show. 228 00:10:29,750 --> 00:10:31,683 It's downtown at a gallery. 229 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:35,253 If he can come to that, I would love to speak to him. 230 00:10:35,288 --> 00:10:37,455 Totally, totally "Scarlet." 231 00:10:37,490 --> 00:10:40,958 Okay, and Kat, you should come too. 232 00:10:43,162 --> 00:10:44,862 I'd like that. 233 00:10:47,066 --> 00:10:48,632 You wanted to see me, Jacqueline? 234 00:10:48,668 --> 00:10:50,500 Yes, you looked terrified this morning. 235 00:10:50,536 --> 00:10:52,903 No. 236 00:10:52,939 --> 00:10:55,072 You look terrified now. 237 00:10:55,107 --> 00:10:57,239 Does writing the sex column make you uncomfortable? 238 00:10:57,275 --> 00:11:01,310 No, I, um... I'm a little uncomfortable, 239 00:11:01,345 --> 00:11:04,480 but I'm very excited to be a part of this writing staff 240 00:11:04,515 --> 00:11:07,717 and to stretch myself as a writer. 241 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:12,021 Okay, well, I guess we are done here then. 242 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:13,455 That's it? 243 00:11:13,490 --> 00:11:15,390 Well, I'm good if you're good. 244 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,693 Are you good? 245 00:11:20,030 --> 00:11:22,397 There's just... 246 00:11:23,765 --> 00:11:25,366 a lot of pressure here, 247 00:11:25,402 --> 00:11:27,569 and I don't want to disappoint you. 248 00:11:27,605 --> 00:11:31,973 I want to live up to your expectations sexually and... 249 00:11:32,008 --> 00:11:33,507 You know what I mean. 250 00:11:33,542 --> 00:11:36,410 You just have to make the article your own, Jane. 251 00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:38,212 You can't try to do what Sage does. 252 00:11:38,247 --> 00:11:40,014 Very people can do what Sage does. 253 00:11:40,049 --> 00:11:42,216 You've got to make it personal. 254 00:11:47,756 --> 00:11:50,523 Mr. Grey will see you now. That's not funny. 255 00:11:50,558 --> 00:11:52,458 It sort of is, and if we weren't 256 00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:54,527 in a glass conference room... But we are in a glass 257 00:11:54,562 --> 00:11:56,262 conference room right now, so this is what's gonna happen. 258 00:11:56,297 --> 00:11:57,631 I'm gonna pass you my resume, 259 00:11:57,666 --> 00:11:59,232 and while you pretend to look at it, 260 00:11:59,267 --> 00:12:01,935 we're gonna talk about how completely my 76ers 261 00:12:01,970 --> 00:12:03,236 destroyed your Knicks last night. 262 00:12:03,271 --> 00:12:05,904 Well, that's just hurtful. 263 00:12:05,940 --> 00:12:08,807 You know, why can't we have an actual informational interview? 264 00:12:08,843 --> 00:12:10,609 Because this is awkward for me. 265 00:12:10,645 --> 00:12:12,845 Look, we're in a good place. 266 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:15,781 Outside of work we're having fun. 267 00:12:17,151 --> 00:12:19,084 It feels good. 268 00:12:20,220 --> 00:12:22,854 It is... good. 269 00:12:26,860 --> 00:12:30,128 Well, I know that you're feeling stuck on Lauren's desk, 270 00:12:30,163 --> 00:12:32,302 and holy... uh... 271 00:12:32,766 --> 00:12:34,699 Sutton, this is a heck of a resume you got here. 272 00:12:35,424 --> 00:12:36,901 Summa cum laude. 273 00:12:36,936 --> 00:12:39,970 Wow, and why Penn State? 274 00:12:40,005 --> 00:12:41,972 I could save money living at home. 275 00:12:42,007 --> 00:12:44,141 And it says here that you did an internship in finance. 276 00:12:44,176 --> 00:12:45,709 Why finance? 277 00:12:45,744 --> 00:12:48,244 This is starting to feel suspiciously like 278 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,047 an informational interview. 279 00:12:50,082 --> 00:12:51,614 Humor me. 280 00:12:53,018 --> 00:12:55,051 Okay. 281 00:12:55,086 --> 00:12:57,086 Look, it's not like I love finance. 282 00:12:57,121 --> 00:13:00,289 Mm, probably don't say that in a real informational interview. 283 00:13:00,324 --> 00:13:03,826 My mother is complicated. I had to be the adult. 284 00:13:03,861 --> 00:13:05,828 It made more sense for me to do something practical. 285 00:13:05,863 --> 00:13:08,497 And you didn't want to pursue finance after graduation? 286 00:13:08,532 --> 00:13:11,100 Oh, you mean when I graduated into the worst job market 287 00:13:11,135 --> 00:13:14,435 in 50 years, thanks to your generation? 288 00:13:14,470 --> 00:13:16,171 Mm. 289 00:13:16,206 --> 00:13:19,674 I couldn't get a full time job, so I started to temp. 290 00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:21,976 That's how I wound up at "Scarlet." 291 00:13:22,012 --> 00:13:23,611 But you stayed. 292 00:13:23,646 --> 00:13:25,780 Longer than I intended to. 293 00:13:25,816 --> 00:13:29,482 I just... I love this magazine, 294 00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:33,187 and I would like to stay here, but... 295 00:13:33,222 --> 00:13:36,090 I need to start thinking seriously about moving on. 296 00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:45,432 Emile Rosenberg in HR... There's an opening in ad sales. 297 00:13:45,467 --> 00:13:48,434 Give him a call, 'cause I think you'd be perfect for it. 298 00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:00,179 Hello? 299 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:02,848 Yes, Dr. Morris, thank you so much for getting back to me. 300 00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:05,951 Um, hold on. 301 00:14:07,587 --> 00:14:10,822 So I saw you a few months ago 302 00:14:10,858 --> 00:14:13,859 for a pap smear, and I just wanted to... 303 00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:15,794 Oh, that looks good. Um... 304 00:14:15,829 --> 00:14:17,996 That one's hot for summer. Hold one second. 305 00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:21,365 Um, I swear this is important. 306 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:22,800 I don't mean to waste your time. 307 00:14:22,835 --> 00:14:26,904 I just, um... Hold on a second. 308 00:14:26,939 --> 00:14:29,573 The issue I'm having is, um, 309 00:14:29,608 --> 00:14:32,409 I've never actually climaxed before, 310 00:14:32,444 --> 00:14:35,846 and I'm just wondering if there could be 311 00:14:35,882 --> 00:14:37,781 a problem with my... 312 00:14:39,117 --> 00:14:41,517 Hello? 313 00:14:41,552 --> 00:14:43,953 Oh, God, no, no, no, no, no. 314 00:14:43,989 --> 00:14:45,955 Can you hear me? 315 00:14:45,991 --> 00:14:48,291 Yeah, no, no, no, I'm... I'm in an elevator. 316 00:14:48,326 --> 00:14:53,163 No, I... I said a problem. 317 00:14:53,198 --> 00:14:55,164 No, a problem? 318 00:14:55,822 --> 00:14:56,564 Oh, my God. 319 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,600 A problem with my vagina! 320 00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:05,207 And I'm so sorry. I'm gonna have to call you back. 321 00:15:05,242 --> 00:15:08,510 Hey. Hi. 322 00:15:08,545 --> 00:15:11,279 You're the new "Scarlet" writer, right? 323 00:15:11,314 --> 00:15:13,281 Yup, Jane, hi. 324 00:15:13,316 --> 00:15:16,317 Did you write about getting dumped in a train station? 325 00:15:16,352 --> 00:15:18,252 Oof! 326 00:15:18,288 --> 00:15:20,254 It was very cute. 327 00:15:21,691 --> 00:15:24,391 I'm Ry... Ryan from "Pinstripe." 328 00:15:24,427 --> 00:15:25,793 Yeah, I know who you are. 329 00:15:25,829 --> 00:15:27,761 You wrote the article about 330 00:15:27,797 --> 00:15:31,064 getting your girlfriend to screw like a porn star. 331 00:15:31,099 --> 00:15:33,766 Yes. Also very cute. 332 00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:34,915 Well, I'm flattered. 333 00:15:40,242 --> 00:15:42,375 So... what are you working on now? 334 00:15:45,363 --> 00:15:46,411 Well, it was nice meeting you, Jane. 335 00:15:46,447 --> 00:15:48,280 I hope your vag is okay. 336 00:15:59,596 --> 00:16:00,596 Hey. Hey. 337 00:16:00,597 --> 00:16:03,375 You looking for Lauren? Kat, actually. 338 00:16:03,410 --> 00:16:06,000 I got a message she wants me to do an interview with Adena. 339 00:16:06,036 --> 00:16:08,603 Hmm. Do I look like Kat's assistant? 340 00:16:09,531 --> 00:16:11,181 No, but you look like someone 341 00:16:11,216 --> 00:16:12,474 who knows where Kat is at all times. 342 00:16:12,509 --> 00:16:16,077 She's with Jane at the... She's helping Jane with her article. 343 00:16:16,112 --> 00:16:19,580 Thank you. What's that? 344 00:16:19,615 --> 00:16:22,249 Uh, nothing, or maybe something. 345 00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:24,951 I don't know. There's an ad sales job 346 00:16:24,987 --> 00:16:27,288 opening up that I'm thinking about going for. 347 00:16:27,323 --> 00:16:29,990 Really? Yeah. 348 00:16:30,025 --> 00:16:32,635 Why? Is that bad? I just didn't realize 349 00:16:32,670 --> 00:16:33,494 that's something you wanted to do. 350 00:16:33,529 --> 00:16:35,695 I mean, ad sales isn't really my dream job, 351 00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:37,363 but look at this compensation package. 352 00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,333 That's some good money. 353 00:16:40,368 --> 00:16:42,702 Yeah, life-changing money for me. 354 00:16:42,737 --> 00:16:44,804 Is that a bad reason to take a job? 355 00:16:44,839 --> 00:16:46,673 That's exactly why you take the job. 356 00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:48,575 Right? And it could be fun. 357 00:16:48,610 --> 00:16:51,110 I would be selling ad space in a magazine that I love. 358 00:16:51,145 --> 00:16:53,245 I'm good with people. I could be good at this. 359 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,646 Yeah, you're amazing. Your personality... 360 00:16:54,682 --> 00:16:56,481 You'd be great at it. 361 00:16:58,311 --> 00:16:59,217 Yeah. 362 00:17:00,695 --> 00:17:01,773 I'm gonna get some Shake Shack. 363 00:17:01,808 --> 00:17:04,408 Ooh, I'm in. 364 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:12,582 Jane, welcome. I'm Dr. Johannason. 365 00:17:12,618 --> 00:17:14,885 Hi. Come in. Get comfortable. 366 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,754 This is your girlfriend? 367 00:17:16,789 --> 00:17:19,422 No, no, we're just friends. I'm her moral support. 368 00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:22,126 Yeah, we're both straight. Oh, but actually, you know, 369 00:17:22,161 --> 00:17:23,115 since we're here, 370 00:17:23,229 --> 00:17:25,462 I am having some sexual identity issues. 371 00:17:25,497 --> 00:17:27,463 Kat. I've always been into dudes, 372 00:17:27,498 --> 00:17:30,933 but then I met this girl, and she's awesome. 373 00:17:30,969 --> 00:17:32,702 And I just saw her for the first time in a while... 374 00:17:32,737 --> 00:17:35,104 Okay, well, and we will get back to that... 375 00:17:35,545 --> 00:17:37,306 because... 376 00:17:37,341 --> 00:17:39,375 Wow! Um... 377 00:17:39,410 --> 00:17:40,777 But... Yes. 378 00:17:40,862 --> 00:17:41,928 This brings us to my problem. 379 00:17:42,163 --> 00:17:43,795 I've never had an orgasm before, 380 00:17:43,831 --> 00:17:45,296 and my gynecologist says 381 00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:46,965 that there's no real medical issue, 382 00:17:47,001 --> 00:17:49,935 so... here we are. 383 00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:55,306 What exactly does a sexologist do? 384 00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:57,609 Well, I'm gonna give you some physical exercises 385 00:17:57,645 --> 00:17:59,244 and assignments. I'm into this. 386 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:00,310 Of course you are. Let's start here. 387 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:03,313 Ever heard of a yoni egg? 388 00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:04,982 Yes. This will help strengthen 389 00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:06,784 the vaginal muscles and increase sensitivity. 390 00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,719 These were all over Gwyneth's blog. 391 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,721 Yeah, but there were, like, a million takedown pieces. 392 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,524 This is, like, an infection waiting to happen. 393 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,693 Not if you use the right ones and in the right way. 394 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:17,627 I don't really feel comfortable 395 00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:22,131 putting a yoni in... my yoni. 396 00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:23,867 Which is exactly why I want you to. 397 00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:25,725 So crazy how they... Don't touch it! 398 00:18:26,466 --> 00:18:27,370 Could you please tell her 399 00:18:27,405 --> 00:18:28,872 to stop being so uptight? There's absolutely 400 00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:30,373 nothing wrong with being uptight. 401 00:18:30,408 --> 00:18:32,042 Thank you. The problem is when you 402 00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:34,376 let it hold you back. Jane, if you want to 403 00:18:34,411 --> 00:18:38,413 have an orgasm, you have to find your inner freak. 404 00:18:45,222 --> 00:18:48,390 She did not seriously tell you to watch porn as an assignment? 405 00:18:48,425 --> 00:18:50,392 She wants Jane to find a fantasy 406 00:18:50,427 --> 00:18:52,894 so she can awaken her erotic creature. 407 00:18:52,929 --> 00:18:56,664 Okay, you know what? My erotic creature is plenty woke, okay? 408 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:59,000 Then tell me one fantasy you have. 409 00:18:59,035 --> 00:19:01,669 Okay, sorry, there's no way this woman is enjoying this. 410 00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:02,225 No. Could somebody please 411 00:19:02,425 --> 00:19:04,545 make her stop moaning? Yeah, I want to pick one. 412 00:19:04,745 --> 00:19:06,941 Honestly, it's the production value 413 00:19:06,977 --> 00:19:09,076 of half of this stuff that turns me off, you know? 414 00:19:09,111 --> 00:19:10,711 Give me an erotic novel any day of the week. 415 00:19:10,746 --> 00:19:12,045 Wait, you actually, like... Get myself off 416 00:19:12,081 --> 00:19:14,380 to high and erogenous literature? 417 00:19:14,416 --> 00:19:15,615 Oh, yeah. 418 00:19:15,851 --> 00:19:17,450 Henry Miller, am I right? 419 00:19:17,486 --> 00:19:20,420 Oh, yeah! "Tropic of Cancer," so good. 420 00:19:20,455 --> 00:19:22,889 You know, it's not like I don't have fantasies. 421 00:19:22,925 --> 00:19:24,557 I do. Okay. 422 00:19:24,593 --> 00:19:26,058 I just... 423 00:19:26,094 --> 00:19:28,127 I wind up getting too logical. 424 00:19:28,162 --> 00:19:30,362 Like, okay, so there's this one... 425 00:19:30,397 --> 00:19:34,399 Ooh. ...where I'm in a cotton field, 426 00:19:34,435 --> 00:19:36,502 and this really hot soldier, 427 00:19:36,537 --> 00:19:38,704 and he, like, rips off my corset, 428 00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:41,473 and... then I'm like, 429 00:19:41,509 --> 00:19:43,307 "Well, if I'm Scarlett O'Hara, 430 00:19:43,343 --> 00:19:45,443 "then that means that he's a Confederate soldier, 431 00:19:45,478 --> 00:19:48,379 and then that means that I'm on the wrong end of the Civil War." 432 00:19:48,414 --> 00:19:51,950 Oh, babe, I appreciate you not being racist in your fantasy, 433 00:19:51,985 --> 00:19:53,852 but it's just a fantasy. That's the whole point. 434 00:19:53,887 --> 00:19:56,187 You're supposed to just totally give in to whatever. 435 00:19:56,222 --> 00:19:59,123 Yeah, well, I'm not a "totally give in to whatever" 436 00:19:59,158 --> 00:20:00,758 type of person. I wish I was. 437 00:20:00,793 --> 00:20:02,826 What should we watch next? 438 00:20:02,862 --> 00:20:04,494 So... What is the...? 439 00:20:04,530 --> 00:20:05,829 Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 440 00:20:05,865 --> 00:20:07,164 Amateur? Mm-mm. 441 00:20:07,199 --> 00:20:08,832 I have a job interview tomorrow. 442 00:20:08,868 --> 00:20:10,300 What? Oh, my God! 443 00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:11,635 That's amazing. For what? 444 00:20:11,671 --> 00:20:13,771 In ad sales. Ad sales? 445 00:20:13,806 --> 00:20:15,205 Yeah, it kind of came out of nowhere, 446 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:16,806 but I'm really excited about it. 447 00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:18,641 I feel like I'm kind of perfect for it. 448 00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:20,309 That's amazing. Yeah. 449 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,611 But why wouldn't you go out for something 450 00:20:22,647 --> 00:20:24,681 in the fashion department? No way. 451 00:20:24,716 --> 00:20:27,116 I mean, even if I could get a foot in the door, 452 00:20:27,152 --> 00:20:29,518 there's no money in it unless you really make it, 453 00:20:29,554 --> 00:20:32,188 which, I mean, the odds of that happening are basically zero. 454 00:20:32,223 --> 00:20:35,857 Well, yeah, but ad sales? God, it sounds so boring. 455 00:20:37,260 --> 00:20:39,828 Okay, uh, this right here. 456 00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:42,864 Every time I think about Adena, my mind eventually goes to this, 457 00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:46,234 and I'm just like, "Nope." 458 00:20:47,404 --> 00:20:49,970 Really? Ad sales is kind of boring? 459 00:20:50,006 --> 00:20:51,572 I mean, I'm just talking about 460 00:20:51,607 --> 00:20:53,240 changing the course of my entire future, 461 00:20:53,275 --> 00:20:55,209 and that's all you have to say? 462 00:20:56,946 --> 00:20:59,046 No, I mean, it is though, isn't it? 463 00:20:59,082 --> 00:21:00,781 It's a good job. You guys. 464 00:21:00,817 --> 00:21:02,349 Yeah, but Sutton, is that really what you 465 00:21:02,384 --> 00:21:03,784 want to do with the rest of your life? 466 00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:05,686 I need a job, Kat, a real job, 467 00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:07,854 not an assistant job that doesn't pay anything. 468 00:21:07,889 --> 00:21:09,355 All right, I'm gonna go. What? No. 469 00:21:09,390 --> 00:21:10,924 Where are you going? Don't go. 470 00:21:10,959 --> 00:21:12,033 I have an interview tomorrow. 471 00:21:12,233 --> 00:21:13,459 I can't stay up all night watching porn! 472 00:21:13,659 --> 00:21:15,723 We could shut it off. I would be more than happy to. 473 00:21:15,923 --> 00:21:17,797 That's fine. I'm going to sleep at Richard's. 474 00:21:17,833 --> 00:21:19,866 You guys suck. I messed that up, didn't I? 475 00:21:19,901 --> 00:21:22,301 Yeah, good job. Shut this off. 476 00:21:31,311 --> 00:21:32,377 Hey. 477 00:21:33,647 --> 00:21:35,080 Hi. 478 00:21:35,116 --> 00:21:36,882 Can't sleep? 479 00:21:36,917 --> 00:21:38,851 I snapped at my friends tonight. 480 00:21:38,886 --> 00:21:41,418 No, you're just nervous about your interview. 481 00:21:41,454 --> 00:21:43,687 Yeah. I just feel like they don't know 482 00:21:43,723 --> 00:21:46,891 what this could mean for me... 483 00:21:46,926 --> 00:21:48,692 Kat especially. 484 00:21:48,728 --> 00:21:50,628 She's never had to worry about money. 485 00:21:50,663 --> 00:21:52,429 She doesn't have student loans 486 00:21:52,465 --> 00:21:53,898 and a mom who can't pay her own bills. 487 00:21:53,933 --> 00:21:56,267 This job would literally change my life. 488 00:21:56,302 --> 00:21:59,002 Yeah, it's a big deal. 489 00:22:02,207 --> 00:22:03,640 Can I tell you something 490 00:22:03,675 --> 00:22:06,243 that's probably gonna sound insane to you? 491 00:22:06,877 --> 00:22:07,944 Tell me. 492 00:22:09,347 --> 00:22:11,447 Before I moved here, I took a $100 bill, 493 00:22:11,483 --> 00:22:13,250 and I put it into an envelope. 494 00:22:15,419 --> 00:22:17,386 I carry that envelope with me. 495 00:22:17,421 --> 00:22:20,389 It's in my purse right now. 496 00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:23,625 Okay, why? 497 00:22:23,661 --> 00:22:26,295 Uh... 498 00:22:26,330 --> 00:22:28,197 it's my plan B. 499 00:22:28,232 --> 00:22:31,933 It's just enough money to buy a train ticket home if I fail. 500 00:22:31,968 --> 00:22:33,868 Sutton, you're not going back to Harrisburg. 501 00:22:33,904 --> 00:22:36,004 I don't know. 502 00:22:36,039 --> 00:22:38,940 It's been four years carrying around that emergency envelope. 503 00:22:38,975 --> 00:22:40,474 It used to make me feel safe, 504 00:22:40,510 --> 00:22:42,977 and now it's this horrible weight. 505 00:22:47,984 --> 00:22:50,650 First thing I'm gonna do if I get that job, 506 00:22:50,686 --> 00:22:52,319 spend that $100 bill. 507 00:22:52,354 --> 00:22:53,586 Damn right you will. 508 00:23:29,592 --> 00:23:31,689 Wow, it's so big! 509 00:24:33,266 --> 00:24:35,266 Hey. Hey. 510 00:24:37,304 --> 00:24:39,904 Whatever I said last night... It wasn't you. It was me. 511 00:24:42,342 --> 00:24:45,176 Because, you know, if you want this job, I totally support you. 512 00:24:46,478 --> 00:24:48,478 I know. Thank you. 513 00:24:48,514 --> 00:24:52,416 But... I don't know, Sutton. 514 00:24:52,451 --> 00:24:53,684 Do you? 515 00:24:55,421 --> 00:24:58,254 Oh, why is she calling me again? 516 00:24:58,290 --> 00:25:01,124 Uh, yeah, I do, 517 00:25:01,159 --> 00:25:02,992 and for what it's worth, I'm really sorry 518 00:25:03,028 --> 00:25:06,261 that I didn't take the Adena thing seriously last night. 519 00:25:06,297 --> 00:25:07,797 Is this real? 520 00:25:07,832 --> 00:25:09,665 I don't know. 521 00:25:09,701 --> 00:25:12,768 I definitely feel something for her, 522 00:25:12,804 --> 00:25:16,939 but then I think about all the sex stuff 523 00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:19,308 and what that would mean, and... 524 00:25:19,344 --> 00:25:21,976 my shrink parents would probably say 525 00:25:22,011 --> 00:25:24,546 it's because she was unreachable for so long, 526 00:25:24,581 --> 00:25:26,548 I probably confused my concern 527 00:25:26,583 --> 00:25:28,149 for romantic feelings or something. 528 00:25:28,184 --> 00:25:29,517 Is that really what they would say? 529 00:25:29,553 --> 00:25:30,645 Oh, yeah. 530 00:25:32,356 --> 00:25:34,222 All right, Jane. Hey, can I call you back? 531 00:25:34,257 --> 00:25:37,624 Don't hang up. The yoni egg, I tried it. 532 00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:39,159 Ooh, hey, good for you, babe. 533 00:25:39,194 --> 00:25:40,661 How's your yoni? Oh, Sutton and I... 534 00:25:40,696 --> 00:25:42,996 It's stuck. 535 00:25:43,031 --> 00:25:44,531 What? Wait, stuck? 536 00:25:44,567 --> 00:25:46,500 I'm coming up. Meet me in the closet. 537 00:25:46,535 --> 00:25:49,002 Bye. 538 00:25:49,037 --> 00:25:51,872 Oh, come on. Good morning. 539 00:25:54,476 --> 00:25:55,842 Do you need me to press the button for you? 540 00:25:55,877 --> 00:25:58,043 No, I got it. 541 00:25:59,547 --> 00:26:01,681 You seem a little tense. 542 00:26:01,716 --> 00:26:03,850 You know what? I lied yesterday. 543 00:26:03,885 --> 00:26:05,585 Your article wasn't cute. 544 00:26:05,620 --> 00:26:07,387 Ouch. The way you write about sex, 545 00:26:07,422 --> 00:26:09,589 you put these unrealistic expectations on women, 546 00:26:09,624 --> 00:26:10,990 so then of course we feel like failures 547 00:26:11,025 --> 00:26:12,391 if we can't... 548 00:26:14,828 --> 00:26:16,595 You know what? Just for once I would like 549 00:26:16,630 --> 00:26:18,597 to see you actually talk about a woman's needs in bed, 550 00:26:18,632 --> 00:26:20,198 maybe giving your readers a little advice 551 00:26:20,233 --> 00:26:22,601 on how they could do that? 552 00:26:22,636 --> 00:26:25,169 What? Why are you smiling? 553 00:26:25,205 --> 00:26:26,705 You haven't read my articles at all. 554 00:26:32,645 --> 00:26:35,345 Also, I'm smiling 'cause there's nothing I find sexier 555 00:26:35,381 --> 00:26:37,281 than a woman who speaks her mind. 556 00:26:40,553 --> 00:26:42,553 Not it! No, I said it first. 557 00:26:42,588 --> 00:26:44,522 I have a job interview today. Congratulations. So what? 558 00:26:44,557 --> 00:26:46,355 I can't have my hand up there an hour before 559 00:26:46,391 --> 00:26:48,958 I'm supposed to shake it with the entire ad sales team. 560 00:26:48,993 --> 00:26:50,894 You're the one who wants to explore her sexuality. 561 00:26:50,929 --> 00:26:52,595 Excuse me? Oh, my God, seriously? 562 00:26:52,631 --> 00:26:54,764 If you love me, one of you just get it out! 563 00:26:58,202 --> 00:27:00,570 Oh, my God. 564 00:27:00,605 --> 00:27:01,604 All right. 565 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:02,771 I appreciate you. 566 00:27:04,141 --> 00:27:05,407 Hold my Fitbit? All right. 567 00:27:07,478 --> 00:27:10,378 Lay back. Okay. 568 00:27:10,414 --> 00:27:12,648 Okay, I'm gonna need you to slide down to me. 569 00:27:12,683 --> 00:27:14,249 Spread your legs. 570 00:27:14,284 --> 00:27:17,385 All right. A little. 571 00:27:17,421 --> 00:27:19,854 Oh, my God. All right. 572 00:27:19,889 --> 00:27:21,656 Don't stare. Sorry! 573 00:27:21,691 --> 00:27:23,624 All right, ready? 574 00:27:26,214 --> 00:27:27,206 Okay. 575 00:27:27,241 --> 00:27:28,629 The female form is actually quite beautiful. 576 00:27:28,665 --> 00:27:30,565 Can you not narrate this? 577 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,232 Okay, fine. I need you to relax. 578 00:27:32,268 --> 00:27:33,734 You know what helps me to relax 579 00:27:33,770 --> 00:27:35,402 is you telling me to relax. 580 00:27:35,438 --> 00:27:36,137 I need you to relax, 581 00:27:36,337 --> 00:27:38,304 or I'm not gonna be able to get it out, okay? 582 00:27:38,340 --> 00:27:39,906 Sutton? Huh? Oh, Yeah. 583 00:27:39,942 --> 00:27:41,942 Stay with me. 584 00:27:41,977 --> 00:27:43,777 We're on a beach. We're drunk. 585 00:27:43,812 --> 00:27:46,212 There's, like, a whole pack of really cute puppies 586 00:27:46,247 --> 00:27:48,247 running in slow motion down the beach. 587 00:27:48,283 --> 00:27:50,484 Do not ruin puppies for me. Ooh. 588 00:27:50,519 --> 00:27:52,118 Okay, breathe, breathe, breathe. 589 00:27:52,153 --> 00:27:53,819 Oh, wait, I think I got it. No, wait... 590 00:27:53,855 --> 00:27:55,488 You think you got it? No, I can feel it. 591 00:27:55,523 --> 00:27:56,922 This is the worst Easter egg hunt ever. 592 00:27:56,958 --> 00:27:58,591 Wow. Okay, okay. I got it! 593 00:27:58,626 --> 00:28:00,292 Wha... aah! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 594 00:28:00,327 --> 00:28:02,995 You got it. You're the best friend ever. 595 00:28:08,068 --> 00:28:09,468 Thank you. 596 00:28:09,504 --> 00:28:11,469 What are friends for? 597 00:28:11,505 --> 00:28:13,905 Are you okay? 598 00:28:13,940 --> 00:28:17,141 I'm not a lesbian, Jane. Just not. 599 00:28:19,646 --> 00:28:21,646 And you can relax. It wasn't your vag. 600 00:28:21,681 --> 00:28:24,382 It's just who I am. 601 00:28:24,417 --> 00:28:26,183 I'm not about the ladies, you know? 602 00:28:26,219 --> 00:28:29,019 I'm hetero, totally hetero. 603 00:28:29,054 --> 00:28:31,588 I'm hetero, right? 604 00:28:31,624 --> 00:28:34,024 Are you trying to convince me? 605 00:28:37,429 --> 00:28:39,763 Catch! Oh. 606 00:28:50,076 --> 00:28:53,211 Hey, I'm about to head out, go to Adena's show. You coming? 607 00:28:53,246 --> 00:28:53,961 Yeah, I'll be there. 608 00:28:54,161 --> 00:28:57,084 I just need, like, an hour 'cause I have to finish this. 609 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,520 What is all this? Research for my article. 610 00:28:59,555 --> 00:29:01,222 It's very science-y. 611 00:29:01,257 --> 00:29:02,956 It's giving me flashbacks to high school, gross. 612 00:29:02,992 --> 00:29:06,227 Okay. I haven't been able to have an orgasm, 613 00:29:06,262 --> 00:29:08,095 and that's kind of the whole point of this, 614 00:29:08,131 --> 00:29:09,963 so I have to turn something in. All right, fine. 615 00:29:09,999 --> 00:29:12,033 Somebody really needs to get themselves off though. 616 00:29:12,068 --> 00:29:13,503 Tell me something I don't know. 617 00:29:13,703 --> 00:29:16,287 Okay, I'll tell you something you don't know. 618 00:29:16,487 --> 00:29:19,072 Uh, these little charts and graphs and stuff... 619 00:29:19,107 --> 00:29:20,940 they're not gonna help you. 620 00:29:20,975 --> 00:29:22,308 You got to do something. 621 00:29:22,344 --> 00:29:24,844 You got to do something crazy. 622 00:29:24,879 --> 00:29:27,113 I know you, tiny Jane, a little better now, 623 00:29:27,149 --> 00:29:31,050 but I know you got a freak in there somewhere. 624 00:29:31,085 --> 00:29:33,752 Just got to let her out, you know? 625 00:29:33,787 --> 00:29:36,288 Text me when you're done. 'Kay. 626 00:29:56,022 --> 00:29:57,075 Jacqueline? Yeah? 627 00:29:57,110 --> 00:29:59,643 Sorry to interrupt. I have my article for you. 628 00:29:59,679 --> 00:30:01,779 Oh, great. How did it turn out? 629 00:30:01,814 --> 00:30:04,748 Uh, well, it's... You'll see. 630 00:30:04,784 --> 00:30:08,218 Uh, but before I give it to you, I just wanted to ask. 631 00:30:08,253 --> 00:30:12,021 I know you don't normally let writers publish anonymously, 632 00:30:12,057 --> 00:30:14,624 but I was hoping you could make an exception just this once. 633 00:30:14,659 --> 00:30:16,493 Do you know why I don't like to publish pieces 634 00:30:16,528 --> 00:30:18,261 without real names? 635 00:30:18,297 --> 00:30:20,163 You want our readers to feel like they can trust us. 636 00:30:20,199 --> 00:30:23,432 Exactly. I want them to know that we are real women 637 00:30:23,468 --> 00:30:27,503 just going through the same things they're going through. 638 00:30:27,538 --> 00:30:31,574 Yeah, yeah, I get it. Uh... 639 00:30:31,609 --> 00:30:33,375 I'll just hand it over. 640 00:30:37,415 --> 00:30:40,681 Oh. Never? 641 00:30:40,717 --> 00:30:42,717 Hmm. I'll give it a read. 642 00:31:05,907 --> 00:31:08,275 What? Oh, my God. 643 00:31:08,310 --> 00:31:09,943 Did you know she was gonna use this? 644 00:31:09,978 --> 00:31:11,811 You look great. I did not know. 645 00:31:11,847 --> 00:31:13,846 Whoa! You look gorgeous. Wow. 646 00:31:16,717 --> 00:31:19,352 I understand you. Oh, yeah, thank you. 647 00:31:31,397 --> 00:31:34,431 Do you... want to introduce me? 648 00:31:34,467 --> 00:31:36,300 What? Yes, yeah. 649 00:31:36,335 --> 00:31:39,971 I... I just feel like we should give her a minute, so... 650 00:31:46,079 --> 00:31:50,013 Seriously? What, is he, like, following me now? 651 00:31:50,048 --> 00:31:51,849 Ryan from "Pinstripe"? 652 00:31:51,884 --> 00:31:53,450 He's reviewing the show. 653 00:31:53,486 --> 00:31:55,419 Oh, great, just what the world needs, 654 00:31:55,454 --> 00:31:58,722 an interpretation of feminist art through the male gaze. 655 00:31:58,758 --> 00:32:00,824 Well, he's actually a pretty good writer. 656 00:32:06,931 --> 00:32:09,064 I need a drink. Did you say drink? 657 00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:10,867 Yup. Mm, you know what? 658 00:32:10,902 --> 00:32:12,334 This is a work call, so I'm just gonna... 659 00:32:12,370 --> 00:32:13,569 Yeah, yeah. 660 00:32:15,172 --> 00:32:16,406 Hi. 661 00:32:16,441 --> 00:32:18,408 I just got an email. 662 00:32:18,443 --> 00:32:20,242 That's exciting. 663 00:32:20,278 --> 00:32:23,412 It's asking my approval to send out an offer letter, 664 00:32:23,447 --> 00:32:25,580 and I'm violating like three different 665 00:32:25,616 --> 00:32:27,749 confidentiality clauses by telling you this, 666 00:32:27,785 --> 00:32:30,251 but I wanted you to hear it from me. 667 00:32:30,287 --> 00:32:32,487 You're getting the job. 668 00:32:33,590 --> 00:32:34,890 Wow. You must have dazzled them 669 00:32:34,925 --> 00:32:36,357 in the interview today. 670 00:32:37,828 --> 00:32:39,960 Good night, Sutton. 671 00:32:49,338 --> 00:32:51,939 You okay? Yeah. 672 00:32:51,974 --> 00:32:55,495 Um, I'm... kind of in shock. 673 00:32:57,211 --> 00:33:00,246 I got the job. 674 00:33:00,281 --> 00:33:03,483 Hey, congratulations. 675 00:33:03,518 --> 00:33:06,152 Okay, I thought this was supposed to be a good thing. 676 00:33:06,187 --> 00:33:09,188 Yeah, it is good. It's great. 677 00:33:09,223 --> 00:33:11,390 But? I don't know. 678 00:33:11,426 --> 00:33:12,791 I should be ecstatic. 679 00:33:12,827 --> 00:33:15,293 The money is incredible, but... 680 00:33:17,364 --> 00:33:19,130 But nothing. It's amazing. 681 00:33:19,166 --> 00:33:20,248 I don't know what I'm talking about. 682 00:33:20,448 --> 00:33:22,901 Okay, forget the money. 683 00:33:24,772 --> 00:33:26,505 What's your dream? 684 00:33:26,540 --> 00:33:29,474 Fashion. 685 00:33:29,509 --> 00:33:30,708 I've always loved it, 686 00:33:30,743 --> 00:33:33,511 but it's too risky, you know? 687 00:33:33,546 --> 00:33:36,614 I can't afford to fail, 688 00:33:36,649 --> 00:33:42,152 and there are practicalities that I... I need to consider. 689 00:33:42,188 --> 00:33:46,723 I get it, but you get to have a dream too, Sutton. 690 00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:58,635 Hello? Jane, hi. 691 00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:01,538 Um, so I... I read your article. 692 00:34:01,573 --> 00:34:03,006 I'm just gonna cut to the chase. 693 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,740 I need you to take another pass. 694 00:34:04,775 --> 00:34:06,675 Do you have any specific notes? 695 00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:08,511 Uh, yeah. You're holding back. 696 00:34:08,546 --> 00:34:11,747 All I see are facts and figures, and where are you? 697 00:34:11,782 --> 00:34:14,082 I'm... I'm at an art gallery. 698 00:34:14,118 --> 00:34:15,885 Do you need me to come back? 699 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,086 No, I mean where are you in this piece? 700 00:34:18,122 --> 00:34:20,855 I... I don't know. 701 00:34:20,891 --> 00:34:25,092 I don't want percentages. I want your point of view. 702 00:34:25,128 --> 00:34:27,662 Those percentages aren't boring to me. 703 00:34:27,697 --> 00:34:29,564 I mean, 10% of women say 704 00:34:29,599 --> 00:34:31,399 they've never had an orgasm before, 705 00:34:31,434 --> 00:34:34,869 and researchers say that number's probably higher. 706 00:34:34,905 --> 00:34:38,005 But... no one will admit it, 707 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,106 and, you know, 708 00:34:40,142 --> 00:34:43,109 knowing that I'm not the only one... 709 00:34:43,145 --> 00:34:45,412 it's comforting. 710 00:34:54,189 --> 00:34:55,655 Jane? 711 00:34:57,525 --> 00:35:00,259 Look, it's amazing that women 712 00:35:00,294 --> 00:35:02,628 are owning their sexualities in this way 713 00:35:02,664 --> 00:35:05,397 that they've never been able to before, but... 714 00:35:07,101 --> 00:35:10,903 for someone like me, it's a lot of pressure 715 00:35:10,939 --> 00:35:12,938 to live up to, and even this magazine 716 00:35:12,973 --> 00:35:15,006 makes me feel bad about it sometimes. 717 00:35:17,310 --> 00:35:19,611 I'm sorry. I... I didn't mean that. 718 00:35:23,149 --> 00:35:25,784 I'm gonna do something. 719 00:35:27,353 --> 00:35:31,288 I am gonna let you write this article anonymously, 720 00:35:31,323 --> 00:35:34,792 but in return I want the real story 721 00:35:34,827 --> 00:35:36,961 from your heart, not your head. 722 00:35:36,996 --> 00:35:39,129 I want to know what this is really like for you. 723 00:35:39,164 --> 00:35:40,965 Okay. 724 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:45,402 I'll expect the next draft on my desk tomorrow. 725 00:35:45,437 --> 00:35:47,570 G'night. 726 00:35:51,476 --> 00:35:53,342 Don't touch the art, please. 727 00:36:01,486 --> 00:36:03,184 Hey. I think I got to go. 728 00:36:03,220 --> 00:36:05,420 Oh. Have you said hi to Adena yet? 729 00:36:05,455 --> 00:36:07,188 Uh, nope. 730 00:36:07,224 --> 00:36:09,891 So why do you think that is? 731 00:36:09,927 --> 00:36:13,495 Mm, gay, straight, I don't... I don't know. 732 00:36:13,530 --> 00:36:16,832 I... I don't think it matters, 733 00:36:16,867 --> 00:36:18,900 so I... 734 00:36:18,936 --> 00:36:20,801 I'm just gonna go talk to her. 735 00:36:22,171 --> 00:36:25,039 Go talk to her. Okay. 736 00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:28,579 Get it, girl. 737 00:36:50,442 --> 00:36:52,336 Kat. Hey. 738 00:36:53,804 --> 00:36:54,670 Are you okay? 739 00:36:54,675 --> 00:36:56,442 God, I feel like such an idiot. 740 00:36:56,477 --> 00:36:58,911 I just completely misread that whole situation. 741 00:36:58,946 --> 00:37:00,979 Hey, you're not an idiot. 742 00:37:01,014 --> 00:37:04,849 No, you're not. I mean, you're the bravest person I know. 743 00:37:04,884 --> 00:37:08,586 You take risks, and you put yourself out there. 744 00:37:08,621 --> 00:37:12,657 I mean, I wish I could be more like you. 745 00:37:12,692 --> 00:37:15,660 Yeah, me too. 746 00:37:15,695 --> 00:37:20,331 Like I said, you got to do something crazy. 747 00:37:20,366 --> 00:37:24,668 You know what? I can, and I will. 748 00:37:31,877 --> 00:37:34,077 Hey. Hey. 749 00:37:34,112 --> 00:37:36,745 So have you been flirting with me? 750 00:37:36,781 --> 00:37:38,647 Yeah. 751 00:37:52,363 --> 00:37:55,530 I have to go. I have to write. 752 00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:57,332 Jane. 753 00:38:02,906 --> 00:38:04,639 Hey. 754 00:38:04,674 --> 00:38:06,174 Hello. 755 00:38:06,210 --> 00:38:08,042 I've been waiting for the right moment 756 00:38:08,077 --> 00:38:09,643 to come talk to you. 757 00:38:09,678 --> 00:38:13,347 I know. It's been, um, a very busy night, 758 00:38:13,383 --> 00:38:15,216 but I'm so happy you came. 759 00:38:15,251 --> 00:38:19,053 Yeah, me too, and I wanted to talk to you about something. 760 00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:21,788 I'm... I'm kind of nervous to say it. 761 00:38:21,824 --> 00:38:25,058 The photograph? I know. 762 00:38:25,093 --> 00:38:26,592 I should have asked your permission. 763 00:38:26,628 --> 00:38:28,794 No, no, no. Honestly, it's so fine. 764 00:38:28,830 --> 00:38:31,164 I'm actually kind of honored. 765 00:38:31,199 --> 00:38:35,035 What I was thinking of was... 766 00:38:35,070 --> 00:38:40,540 just how incredible this show is. 767 00:38:40,575 --> 00:38:42,241 It's amazing. 768 00:38:44,778 --> 00:38:46,478 Thank you. 769 00:38:52,053 --> 00:38:53,952 I'm getting a drink. You? 770 00:38:53,987 --> 00:38:56,288 Definitely. Excuse me, can we 771 00:38:56,323 --> 00:38:57,856 please see the champagne menu? 772 00:38:57,891 --> 00:39:00,525 Yeah, sure. Thanks. 773 00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:04,495 We'll take a bottle of the Veuve Clicquot Yellow Label. 774 00:39:04,531 --> 00:39:06,630 Sure. That's an expensive bottle. 775 00:39:06,666 --> 00:39:07,865 Mm-hmm. I take it we're celebrating. 776 00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:09,733 Yup. 777 00:39:10,376 --> 00:39:11,569 Here you go. 778 00:39:11,604 --> 00:39:12,603 Thanks. Cheers. 779 00:39:12,638 --> 00:39:15,405 To your new job. 780 00:39:15,441 --> 00:39:16,706 I'm not taking the job. 781 00:39:16,741 --> 00:39:19,342 Then what are we celebrating? 782 00:39:21,580 --> 00:39:23,646 Crazy dreams. 783 00:39:48,506 --> 00:39:51,872 It's honest and funny and brave. 784 00:39:51,908 --> 00:39:55,577 I want to put it up on our digital site right now. 785 00:39:55,612 --> 00:39:57,845 Okay. 786 00:40:00,283 --> 00:40:01,682 Uh, wait. 787 00:40:02,952 --> 00:40:06,786 Can I just make one change first? 788 00:40:06,822 --> 00:40:08,155 Sure. 789 00:40:22,204 --> 00:40:24,670 You ready? 790 00:40:24,705 --> 00:40:26,705 Yeah.